Sunday, March 7, 2010

My ex is a fucking cunt

Ok. if your looking for sex, this is prolly not a post for you.

So some of you know i have a son, hes 1 year old and lives with his mother in Miami. we came to an agreement that she would have sole custody till he was 5 then i would have custody and she would have visitation if she wanted. So friday she serves me with papers. I dont see them till today cuz ive been lazy and shit. So now im supposed to fly my ass out to florida to get this shit settled. Not going to happen, i dont have any money. Luckily the judge is one of my college buddies parents so i might be able to work something out. Have to do a conference call tomorrow, which means my test in panorama city to see if im poz or neg is pushed to wendsday.

But the good news is i heard him talk on the phone with me today after me and the ex had an argument. I dont know what she is doing, but hopefully i end up with my son outta all this. I have no money and everything, but there is nothing better than having my own flesh and blood where i can take care of him.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Sucking Dick in Walmart: A how to guide

So if you get horny at walmart (it happens) i have a simple how to guide to suck and get sucked.

  1. Use the back bathroom, its normally where the site to store/layaway office are, its less frequented by security.
  2. sit in a stall and start playin with it, but dont lock the stall.
  3. wait for hot hairy mexican father with son to come in, have him suck dick while son watches.
  4. make mexican father swallow.
  5. Let mexican father bust nut on floor.
  6. watch father explain to his son to not tell his mom about that.
i wish i got his number, nothing would be hotter than watchin the 2 have a conversation about what happened later that night. Watch the dad teach his kid to jerk off, how to suck cock, how to fuck and git fucked.

Maybe one day i can teach my kid that way, until then ill let horny fathers blow me and let their sons watch.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

a little explination is in order

Ok so i got a few questions on this so ill answer it.

Yes i was the guest writer on Life in the raw with mindtrip for like a day. I said that in my very first post on this blog.

Now as an explination on why that didnt work out?

Prolly has to do with me trying to fix the load counter and fucking EVERYTHING up. and i mean everything. I have no idea how i did it, how mindtrip fixed it. no clue. I lost the pic he had up there, and then i posted one pic of him sucking my dick and im guessin he got pissed and said FUCK THIS SHIT and said go start your own (even tho we did mutually agree).

It would have been cool to be the west coast Matt and dan but i guess it want part of the plan. I do kinda like havin my own place to fuck up if i choose.

Now if only more people left comments....

Edit: As per another question yeah the pic up top is me

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Queeny Fucks....

so i hooked up with this queeny guy (QB) on A4A today. Oral guy, ill rape his face i dont care. However...

This guy made me want to punch him so many times. He gave bad head, he had a queeny voice, he was racist as fuck. Overall, i had to force myself to unclench my fists.

fucker didnt deserve my load, and he didnt get it.

On the other side of the spectrum i hung out with Big Tom before QB (queeny bear). We talked about whats going on with my serostatus since its been fucked up for the past 6 years (yes i did mean 6 as in six...) and he agreed with me to go down to Panorama City to talk to the doc i used to have at Kaiser and see if she can help me, cuz the doc up here is a Giant Douche. We hung out, we talked ink, i told him im headed to LA leather so he might go down with me. We talked about how high i have to get to get on meds, overall a much better experience than hanging with QB or QC in the past few days.

Seriously tho ive been walking around with clenched fists, i want to punch these queeny fucking bastards that dont know how the fuck to grow a pair and act like a man. I dont get it. but whatever. Cant wait till next weekend got a full day in LA, LA county musuem of art, hanging out with some buds in Culver City and then hanging with Mindtrip. I cant fucking wait

LA Leather

So Mindtrip has his shit all figured out for LA leather, and i wanna go watch him win that shit.

however...

The only leather i got is a harness. I know somewhere there is a collar, but im not sure where, and i def aint a boy anymore so i aint wearing that.

Mindtrip says rock torn blue jeans and the harness and call it dodge. And while im inclined to agree, i still feel like i should rock some more. One of my boys said i should rock an armband, and i might... if i can wrangle up the cash for one.

So what are yalls ideas on what to rock. I never been to LA leather so idk what the scene is... but im thinkin clothes can always come off, but its hard to get them on if i go nekked.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Cunt in the Computer Lab

So i was ordering a new screen for my laptop. Fucking POS fell around haloween and i have yet to get around fixing it. So i ordered the screen and signed off and was walking outta the computer lab when my buddy comes in and we shoot the shit in the hall for a bit. I made a sexist joke saying we should stay off the road cuz his girlfriend is driving his truck (he drives a raised F350, i admit i cant even drive that fucker without hitting a curb... im used to my ranger). Some cunt walking outta the computer lab called me a mysogonist. I had to summon my inner Tucker Max to respond.

what i said wasn't misogynist, now if i had said that women should be chained to the stove with only enough slack to reach the bedroom because those are the only two places they belong. That woudl be mysogynistic. What i said was sexist, And a joke.



It makes me happy to put bitches in their place.

Monday, March 1, 2010

what is it with college bathrooms and twink riders

So i was in the library doing my marketing homework today,

and once again i had to piss like a motherfucker. Got into the bathroom, both urinals were taken so i hit a stall. After the pissers left i had the bright idea of strokin off in the bathroom so i could focus better and quit playin with my cock while doing my homework. So i sit and start strokin it. Well thats when this queeny cunt comes in and opens my door to the stall (cuz im a moron and forgot to lock it).

Now normally this is the kinda queer id kick off my cock, too queeny for my load but since i might be caryin the bug, i deceided fuck it if i got it this boy fucking deserves it.

Queeny Cunt (aka QC) starts sloberin on my knob, sweet. But you know when somone sucks you off and you know they are just lubin yer cock. thats what QC was doing.

He gets me wet, puts spit on his own hole and sits on my cock. Mind you i havent so much as lifted a finger, all i did was unbutton my shirt and put my hands behind my head. So QC is riding my cock, the stall door is still unlocked, and im in hog heaven about to breed a kid and maybe give him some charged load. Mindtrip would be proud.

The kids hole is loose as fuck, not grippin my cock so i really cant say its good sex, but since its suprise sex, i should be happy as fuck to get it. I get close, dont tell him shit, grab his sholders and pull him down on my cock to unload. Bitch apparently didnt want to get bred, but he didnt have a choice in the matter. When i was done bustin my nut and i gained my breath back, i hauled up my jeans, and pulled outta his loose hole. washed my hands and headed back to the desk i was using. Got my homework done and hopefully i dont gotta deal with QC's anger if i did poz him, but based on how loose the cunts hole was, i doubt im the only one he would be mad at.