Thursday, June 24, 2010

where the fuck you been kiddo?

well, ive been working. I got an intern job as an electrical tech and my schedule is from 0630 to 1600, so that dont leave alot of time to do much of anything. i still get formspring questions and the like, just not around as much. Should be back to normal in august unless i get a permanent position, which i doubt but would be awesome.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So pride..... yeah

ok so this weekend was LA pride. I still do not understand pride (really just the parade part of it, i get the event part now). in fact, i did not want to go. THe last time i went to pride i was 16, and i hated it. I got hit on by all the queens, and was generally treated like a piece of meat.

 This time however, i went and got drunk. TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPEREINCE.

So heres a quick rundown of what happened.

  1. fell asleep during the parade under a big tree by the metro facility on santa monica.
  2. walked around the festival, got a shirt saying 'it aint easy being easy'
  3. found the cigar section
  4. met up with mindtrip
  5. walked around with mindtrip, started playing slug drag queen (see a drag queen you get to punch someone). 
  6. took pics with hot pornstars
  7. laughed at little twink pornstar
  8. started smoking and got lloyd to smoke a gar
  9. red (the guy who runs redchewie boot black) got me naked
  10. got free tank from oxballs, he said i looked like a dirty hooker so i should be pimping his shit
  11. continued smoking
  12. met up with bob and his boy, watched mindtrip eat butt
  13. had a hero of mine eat my hole
  14. then shove me on his boys cock
  15. then shove me on his cock when mindtrip started eating my butt
  16. then sucked dick next to mindtrip
  17. watched mindtrip drink a load
  18. proved im not the pig he is
  19. continued smoking gars
  20. met up with a buddy of mine, talked for a while
  21. had more people eat my butt
  22. sucked more dick
  23. raped a pups mouth
  24. pissed in pups mouth
  25. lit another gar
  26. pimped some of oxballs stuff for him (his silicone sounds are pretty fuckin hot)
  27. started getting cold
  28. fucked another pups face for a bit
  29. sucked a guy through his kilt
  30. watched alot of dirty dirty mansex
  31. started to pass out
  32. walked to find my group
  33. timetraveled from universal city to sand canyon, then to my house.
I was so fucking tired.  21 days till im 21, cannot fucking wait.

Let me know if you want more in-depth stories. Such was what it was like to have 2 titleholders eating and fingering my lil hole. And have one of them tell me that im about to squeeze off his finger.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Sometimes the comments are better than the post

So for the past few days my post "a sense of perspective" has been creating quite the controversy. Its funny, i never expected something like that to happen. Read it if you get the chance.

Number 70 or Stuff i found in the dryer

Some of you know im an avid Star Trek Fan. So this video is for all the nerds out there

Anyway. I voted today in the CA Primary so horray for doing my civic duty in letting my opinion be heard.

Anyway, i know why your all here, its not to watch non-sensical videos or hear about my voting habbits, you all wanna hear about my bonfire, drunken escapades and the train run on me at flyboys house right? Thats what i thought.

So saturday night we plan to have a kegger over at my buddies place. It was fun, i got shitfaced. and we all decided that skinny dipping in his pool was going to be a good idea. it was at this point i started to feel a lil dizzy. next thing i remember im in the bedroom and flyboy is deep in my guts. His 2 remaining military buds are jackin it to either side. Feels fuckin nice, and i can feel hes gettin close. He lets loose a huge load in my guts, and i can feel it burnin away at all the tears inside. He pulls out unceremoniously and one of his buds shoves in to the hilt. Id like to say i took it like a champ, but i screamed like a bitch as he fucked my hole. he could longdick faster than anyone whos ever taken a ride at my hole, and added his nut to the collection fairly quickly. Flyboys other buddy dove in before the other guy was all the way out (double fuck and me not a quiet proposition). they decide to both push in untill the first buddy looses his hardon then second one goes into overdrive. He dumps his nut deep in my guts.

Apparently, flyboy has had this in the works for a while. felt good, went home with 3 loads in my guts and a sore ass. I can think of worse ways to end a week.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Okay, since you are bisexual, you must have had some hot 3 ways, and you can share that are really fucking hot? Ever make it with a dude in front of a chick?

a while back i wrote about fucking and breeding a marine and his wife. But needless to say YES i have engaged in a few 3 ways in my time.

Ask me anything

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Best quote ever

" How sad that gays must be linked with GLAAD. It’s like being a hot tub salesman and your company spokesman is Roman Polanski. " Spoken by the Great Greg Gutfeld.