So pride..... yeah

ok so this weekend was LA pride. I still do not understand pride (really just the parade part of it, i get the event part now). in fact, i did not want to go. THe last time i went to pride i was 16, and i hated it. I got hit on by all the queens, and was generally treated like a piece of meat.

 This time however, i went and got drunk. TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPEREINCE.

So heres a quick rundown of what happened.

1. fell asleep during the parade under a big tree by the metro facility on santa monica.
2. walked around the festival, got a shirt saying 'it aint easy being easy'
3. found the cigar section
4. met up with mindtrip
5. walked around with mindtrip, started playing slug drag queen (see a drag queen you get to punch someone). 
6. took pics with hot pornstars
7. laughed at little twink pornstar
8. started smoking and got lloyd to smoke a gar
9. red (the guy who runs redchewie boot black) got me naked
10. got free tank from oxballs, he said i looked like a dirty hooker so i should be pimping his shit
11. continued smoking
12. met up with bob and his boy, watched mindtrip eat butt
13. had a hero of mine eat my hole
14. then shove me on his boys cock
15. then shove me on his cock when mindtrip started eating my butt
16. then sucked dick next to mindtrip
17. watched mindtrip drink a load
18. proved im not the pig he is
19. continued smoking gars
20. met up with a buddy of mine, talked for a while
21. had more people eat my butt
22. sucked more dick
23. raped a pups mouth
24. pissed in pups mouth
25. lit another gar
26. pimped some of oxballs stuff for him (his silicone sounds are pretty fuckin hot)
27. started getting cold
28. fucked another pups face for a bit
29. sucked a guy through his kilt
30. watched alot of dirty dirty mansex
31. started to pass out
32. walked to find my group
33. timetraveled from universal city to sand canyon, then to my house.

I was so fucking tired.  21 days till im 21, cannot fucking wait.

Let me know if you want more in-depth stories. Such was what it was like to have 2 titleholders eating and fingering my lil hole. And have one of them tell me that im about to squeeze off his finger.