Tuesday, July 6, 2010

today i turn 21

im 21 today, which means i can legally now

  1. buy booze
  2. go to leather bars
  3. watch certian kinds of porn
  4. go to bars
  5. get shitfaced
  6. and drive after having a beer
So actual changes in my life? 0

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, OK, but you can't be busted for doing any of those things, by cops who just like to be nasty to the uppity kids, or to the faggots, or whatever they think you are.

And also, it doesn't take away from one other thing: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!